Overheard

by Styx Mundstock

From a 100-year-old woman:
"Oh, to be 90 again!"

From Noah's Ark:
"How come there are so many mosquitoes and only one unicorn?"

From a right-wing think-tank:
"Let's not call them freedom fighters; let's call them terrorrists."

From the Republican section of heaven:
"Well, at least it's not crowded here."

From a supermarket employee:
"Why do I have to listen to that loud, mind-damaging music all day?"

From a cancer cell:
"If coyotes eat cats and people eat cows, why shouldn't I eat people?"

From God:
"I sort of miss all those goddesses since they decided there's only one of Me."

From a Beverly Hills mansion:
"I worked for every cent I inherited."

From a sperm in a celibate priest:
"I feel a sense of unfulfillment."

From WA Free Press editor Collins:
"Will there still be all this fund raising in heaven? I sure hope not!"