#72 November/December 2004
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FREE THOUGHTS

FIRST WORD by Doug Collins
What's Wrong With Us?

READER MAIL
Israel: not a charitable nonprofit, Bush's second big lie: social security, Good alternative to third runway was ignored, More guardianship abuses, Thanks for the Truth

NORTHWEST & BEYOND
Wild sky can't fly past Pembo, Oregon's Coos County pays in pipeline lawsuit, Poverty with a view, Roadless Rule revision postponed past election, Western Shoshone battle federal landgrab, Montana's Jewish communities embrace reform

"Just because..."
strange assertions observed by Styx Mundstock

CONTACTS

NORTHWEST NEIGHBORS
contact list for progressives

DO SOMETHING! CALENDAR
Northwest activist events

POLITICS AND ELECTIONS

9/11 Update: New York State Attorney General's office accepts 9/11 Complaint
by Rodger Herbst

Book Notice: Claiming the Mantle: How Presidential Nominations Are Won and Lost Before the Votes Are Cast
by R. Lawrence Butler

"Modern Poll Tax" is Challenged in WA: Ex-felons deserve the right to vote
from the ACLU of WA

Next Steps after the 2004 Elections
by Steven Hill

LAW

NutraSweet Hit by Lawsuits: Court action highlights health concerns about artificial sweeteners
by Doug Collins

Justice Department Manipulates Truth About Patriot Act Ruling
from the ACLU

After the Riot
anonymous account of prison conditions

WORKPLACE

Bon Macy's Fails Employees' Health-Care Needs
from SEIU Local 6

San Francisco hotel workers locked out
photos and story by David Bacon

Small Business Administration Fails in Commitment to Women-Owned Firms
from the US Women's Chamber of Commerce

IMMIGRATION AND MEXICAN LABOR

HOW U.S. CORPORATIONS WON THE DEBATE OVER IMMIGRATION
by David Bacon

Illegal Immigration: Another Way to Outsource Jobs?
opinion by Domenico Maceri

Salsa and Apple Pie
A U.S.-Mexican Union in the making
by Steven Hill

ENVIRONMENT & HEALTH

Existing Systems Do Not Protect Us
by Sarah Westervelt

Mercury on the mind: Want to avoid both autism and Alzheimers? Then forget the flu vaccine and avoid dental amalgams
by Donald W. Miller, Jr, MD

What Water to Drink? Tap water may be your healthiest option
by Seth Gordon

MEDIA

MEDIA BEAT by Normal Solomon
The Presidential pageant: "There he is, Mr. America..."

People Like This Paper! So why is it so small?
by Doug Collins

CULTURE

A New Yorker Trapped in Los Angeles
excerpt from Willaim Blum's book: "Freeing the World to Death"

Poetry by Robert Hosheit

Beatnik Books
poetic reviews by Robert Pavik

GOOD IDEAS FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES by Doug Collins
Polish Jokes

And Now For Something Completely Different

by William Blum

Editor's note: I really liked the following excerpted chapter of William Blum's new book, Freeing the World to Death, and it really struck home because in a former incarnation I was a part-time hippy back in the 60s when I wasn't shoveling ore for Republic Steel or hustling bombs and blood plasma for the US Wehrmacht. I spent some time in Jerome, Arizona which is just up the road apiece from that New Age Power Center of Sedona. In that region, there is a whole commodity economy set up on mumbo jumbo which brings in some big bucks for those who know how to play the game and stick with it, much like any capitalist enterprise.

There are most probably very good scientific reasons why some of this mumbo jumbo actually makes you feel good if you use it--just like there is a scientific explanation of laxative action when you need it. But the jargon that goes along with the product doesn't really help any--it just jacks up the price.

John Glansbeek

"What's your sign?" he asks, as he's asked people a thousand times before.

"No parking," I reply, as I've replied a thousand times before at Los Angeles parties.

"Very funny. So what's your sign?"

"You should be able to tell me what my sign is if that stuff means anything."

"You probably didn't believe Nostradamus's predictions when you lived in the middle ages," he continues unfazed.

"Oh, so now we're into reincarnation," I say. "Perhaps I've been inflicted upon you because of your bad karma."

" I was a dog in ancient Egypt," says a woman munching on a carrot stick.

I look at her to see if she's grinning or something. She's not. There seems to be no escaping these people in La La Land. I can see the Statue of Liberty waving at me to come home where I belong, and escape the clutches of all these CMF's (California Metaphysical Fruitcakes).

"I'm not quite sure what kind of dog I was," adds the Carrot Lady. "But I've been doing research on what kinds were common back then."

Others in the group nod wisely and sympathetically, while I resist the temptation to ask her whether she had been housebroken, or whether they had canned dog food in ancient Egypt.

"That stuff about astrology has been disproved by science time and again, honest to guru," I venture to Horoscope Man. "It's all a bunch of Taurus."

"Science can't prove or disprove anything with absolute certainty," he says. "The very act of examining a phenomenon changes it."

"We all create our own reality," a lady nursing a Perrier chimes in. "I'm creating you right now. I created the medium. I created the spirit entities. So therefore I've created everything."

I look around for a little man with a big net. When I turn back to the Perrier Lady, I suddenly realize she bears a striking resemblance to Shirley MacLaine.

At this point, perhaps sensing a soul in need of saving, the Carrot Lady offers to read my palms, my tea leaves, my aura, my horoscope, and my tarot. As a wave of utter disinterest washes over me, I reflect on the fact that Los Angeles has 15 metaphysical bookstores and is the place you can get your car repaired through an "Astral Mechanix" that will do a full astrological profile of your car based on the time it left the manufacturer (using the engine block number). You can get a set of instructions on psychic healing exercises for your car.

Girolamo Cardano would have been at home in L.A., he being the 16th century mathematician, doctor, and astrologer, whose faith in astrology reputedly led him to commit suicide so that he might die on the very day predicted by his horoscope. Hmmmm, could that possibly catch on here?

The Perrier Lady now delivers a lecture for my benefit on aromatherapy, colortherapy, ayurveda, hypnotherapy, meditation, sound therapy, candles, crystals, hot sesame oil massages, herbs, herbal steam therapy, astanga yoga, spas, yantra yoga, acupressure, tai yoga, scrying, kundalini yoga, venus kriyas, tantric yoga, goddess worship, angi yoga, numerology, bokomanu, vegetarianism, tai chi chu'an, tai chi qi gong, circle dances, Indian sweat cabins, mantras, zen sheshin, ESP, precognition, and other sacred shrines visited by spiritual hypochondriacs.

As I fade in and out of consciousness, I hear the word "oneness" five times, "unity" six times, "spiritual" eight times, "healing" and "holistic" eleven times each, and "energy" twenty one times. I am promised that I'll unlock my inner awareness, harmonize my chakras, make the mind-body connection, open up to my higher power, heal internal organs and emotional problems, be elevated to another astral plane, and achieve Nirvana.

The Perrier Lady is smiling, the smile of a saleswoman who knows secrets that are good for you.

What did I do in my previous life to deserve this?

I am already half out the door, heading for LAX--any flight destination towards the Big Apple, as long as the pilot doesn't believe in reincarnation.

Ordering info for Freeing the World to Death by William Blum: reply to Common Courage Press, 121 Red Barn Road, Monroe, ME 04951. Phone 800 497 3207. Fax (207) 525 3068. Email orders: info@commoncouragepress.com Website www.commoncouragepress.com.


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