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Mar/Apr 2001 issue (#50)
Technogod
©1996 by Karl Scheer
I am the god, Technology,
And science is my creed.
I know you all believe in me
Of proof I have no need.
Come, show me one among you
Without faith in my designs,
Who’ll not accept the orders
That I scream ‘cross telephone lines.
Who questions my hegemony
As the jumbo jet takes wing,
Or fails to praise my minions
When they cause the tires to sing?
I’ll make your job so easy
That you’re rendered obsolete,
But I’ll record your whimpers
As you’re crushed beneath my feet.
I can sell them to your children
With a techno-dance background
That they may know your helplessness
When you were still around.
Let the Amish dial their homepage
And the Luddites crush their hands
They may try to undermine me
But they will bow to my commands.
All you hippies on your farms
Lit by photovoltaic cells
You pretend I’m not your master
But you need the things I sell.
IBM, Electrolux,
The Macintosh and Ford,
Mere servants in my armory
I’ll kill them when I’m bored.
For boredom is my lover
She lures you to my lair,
Where I feed you endless everything
You needn’t leave your chair.
The dreams of dreamers distant
And dreamers close at hand,
All these I can supply you
I don’t ask you understand.
Your Buddhas sheathed in neon
Your Jesus on the air
Go on, believe they love you,
I’m not jealous, I don’t care.