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Overheard...by Styx MundstockFrom a defense contractor: "Blow it up so I can build them another one." At the White House: "Let freedom ring; just don't answer the phone." From Detroit: "It's not easy to build a car that gets only two miles a gallon." From school: "If we had bars on the windows it would help lots of students adjust to their adult life." In the kitchen: "Mommy, I want to be a Republican so my team can win even though we haven't scored as many points." From a pig: "I wish all people were Jewish." From a male dog: "Mom, am I really a son of a bitch?" From a turkey the day after Thanksgiving: "Phew! I made it!" From a clerk at Wal-Mart: "I never did like that neighborhood." From editor Doug Collins: "Sometimes I wonder whether all this respect is better than lots of money." Editor's note: forget the respect, just renew your subscription!!! |
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