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(below forwarded by Kelley Winter)

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

poem by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Boner in the Diner

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

Top ten reasons George W. should be impeached

1) "Compassionativity" is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have black people.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) "Our children is learning enough."
8) Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.
9) Two words... Big Oil.
10) "Sanity is an inalieble right."

(below forwarded by Janine)

Medical Miracles

A group of doctors at an international medical conference were bragging to one another about medical technology advances.

The Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind! We just took a man with no brain, put him in the White House, and now half of the country is looking for work.

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