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World Records Dept.
Transcendental poem
by Vincent Spada
The absolutely, positively, without a doubt, no question about it, definitely, certainly, correctly, surely, completely, totally, exceptionally, intentionally, assuredly, definitively, simply, amply, utterly, dead on, by all means, unequivocally, decidedly, evidently, undeniably, plainly, recognizably, purely, precisely, unmistakably, constantly, easily, clearly, really, decisively, conclusively, convincingly, obviously, emphatically, firmly, genuinely, indubitably, legitimately, literally, unerringly, unfailingly, distinctly, unshakably, acutely, extremely, astonishingly, exceedingly, noticeably, superlatively, wonderfully, verily, flat out, categorically, naturally, enduringly, by far, transparently, translucently, patently, markedly, openly, incontestably, conspicuously, verbally, seemingly, accurately, truly shortest poem of all time, with the longest title of all time, and that poem and that title is "."
Ed.'s note: Vincent, if I ever need a good adverb, now I know who to ask!
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