Myths We Have Been Taught

list of falsehoods by Styx Mundstock

Don't wait until it doesn't work anymore before you throw it away and get a more expensive one.

Even if you feel inside that something is wrong, you should do it if God or country tells you to.

My country, which was invented by a committee, is more real and valuable than We the People.

Corporations, which were invented by merchants, have more rights and privileges than I do.

You don't deserve to have fun and be happy.

It's better to be tough and hard than to be graceful.

Having only one God is better than having lots of gods and goddesses.

I'm better than you if I can steal this and get paid for it.

It's best to look funny like them.

and one of the biggest myths of all...Doug Collins has really good taste in deciding what to print in the Free Press!

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