Ambro's Little List of Sayings

by John Ambrosavage

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1. All the world is a stage, and I cannot get tickets.

2. It's eleven o'clock, do you know why you don't have any children?

3. The good, the bad, and the ugly, are all related to you.

4. This is neither the best of times, nor the worst of times, which is terrible.

5. Dress for success, especially if you are a bank robber.

6. Love is a many splendored thing, which drives us to the brink of ruin.

7. I'm going to Katmandu, that is what I really want to do. So I will. Someday. Maybe.

8. This is the first day of the rest of your life, which is now a day shorter.

9. The heart is a lonely hunter. The stomach has friends everywhere.

10. The road less traveled is way out of the way.